Generally, I hate receiving spam. Probably 80% of the email my work account receives is spam, which makes Monday mornings a drag as I sort through my emails. But every now and then, I get one that stops me in my tracks.
If you think about it, you could come up with all sorts of amusing ways this proposal could have taken place. Did he gift-wrap his “p0rn star” instrument in a ribbon? Was there a piercing involved?
I leave you with:
